If you like overweight middleaged men and women drenched in urine and sweat to look at while youre drinking a warm pissy overpriced beer, this is the place for you! Oh yeah, also if youre a greasy hippie, or a beard wearing hipster, an older, fat woman who has lost her dignity and pride, or if you are an overplucked cougar who never had a healthy self image, respect or control, this is the bar for you!!! If you brag about how much pabst and ginger brandy you had to consume before you took "one for the team" in the mideviel bathroom Frank's is your place! Youre sure to get lucky if you like the cudahy version of desperate housewives.