Bar Menu

Dark

• Buried Hatchet
  Stout - Southern Star Brewing - Houston, TX - 8.25%

• Nitro Vanilla Porter
  Porter - Breckenridge Brewing - Colorado - 5.4%

• Old Chub
  Scotch Ale - Oskar Blues Brewery - Colorado - 8.0%

• Coconut Porter
  Porter - Maui Brewing - Hawaii - 6.0%

• Rocket Fuel
  Vietnamese Coffee Porter - 8th Wonder Brewing - Houston, TX - 4.6%

• Dirty Bastard
  Scotch Ale - Founders Brewing - Michigan - 8.5%

• Yeti
  Imperial Stout - Great Divide - Colorado - 9.5%

Light

• Beerito
  Mexican Style Lager - Oskar Blues Brewing - Colorado - 4.0%

• Bombshell Blonde
  Blonde Ale - Southern Star Brewing - Conroe, TX - 4.3%

• Dome Faux'm
  Throwback Cream Ale - 8th Wonder Brewing - Houston, TX - 5.2%

• Fireman's #4
  Blonde Ale - Real Ale Brewing - Blanco, TX - 5.1%

• Great White Buffalo
  Witbier - Buffalo Bayou Brewing - Houston, TX - 5.1%

• Lawnmower
  Kolsch - Saint Arnold Brewing - Houston, TX - 4.9%

• Hans' Pils
  German-Style Pilsner - Real Ale Brewing - 5.3%

• Liliko'i Kepolo
  Passion Fruit Belgian White - Avery Brewing - Colorado - 5.4%

• Love Street
  Kolsch Style Blonde - Karbach Brewing - Houston, TX - 4.9%

• Live Oak Hefeweizen
  Hefeweizen - Live Oak Brewing - Austin, TX - 5.2%

• Summer Ale
  Sunny Pale Ale - Brooklyn Brewing - New York - 5.0%

• Weisse Versa
  Hefeweizen/Belgian White Blend - Karbach Brewing - Houston, TX - 5.3%

• Mr. Pineapple
  Wheat - SanTan Brewing - Arizona - 5.0%

• Golden Monkey
  Tripel - Victory Brewing - Pennsylvania - 9.5%

• Summer's Wit
  Hibiscus Witbier - Buffalo Bayou Brewing - Houston, TX - 6.0%

• Sam's Daily
  Cream Ale - Buffalo Bayou Brewing - Houston, TX - 5.8%

• Sea To Sea
  Zwickel Lager - Green Flash Brewing - California - 4.0%

• Sweet Action
  Pale Cream Ale - Sixpoint Brewing - New York - 5.2%

• Summer Love
  Golden Ale - Victory Brewing - Pennsylvania - 5.2%

• Summer Pils
  Munich-style Helles - Saint Arnold Brewing - Houston, TX - 4.9%

Hoppy

• Art Car
  IPA - Saint Arnold Brewing - Houston, TX - 7.1%

• Cardinal
  Pale Ale - Nebraska Brewing - Nebraska - 6.0%

• Dale's
  Pale Ale - Oskar Blues Brewery - Colorado - 5.0%

• Dankosaurus
  IPA - Cedar Creek Brewing - Seven Points, TX - 6.8%

• GPA
  German Style Pale Ale - 3 Nations Brewing - Farmers Branch, TX - 7.1%

• Grapefruit Sculpin
  IPA - Ballast Point Brewing - California - 7.0%

• Hop Delusion
  Imperial IPA - Karbach Brewing - Houston, TX - 9.0%

• Mango Even Keel
  Session IPA - Ballast Point Brewing - California - 3.8%

• More Cowbell
  Double IPA - Buffalo Bayou Brewing - Houston, TX - 9.0%

• Nebraska IPA
  IPA - Nebraska Brewing - Nebraska - 6.9%

• Odell IPA
  IPA - Odell Brewing - Colorado - 7.0%

• Raja
  Double IPA - Avery Brewing - Colorado - 8.0%

• Conspiracy Theory
  IPA - Southern Star Brewing - Conroe, TX - 6.5%

• Rodeo Clown
  Double IPA - Karbach Brewing - Houston, TX - 9.5%

• Slow Ride
  Pale Ale - Oasis Brewing - Austin, TX - 4.8%

• Stone IPA
  IPA - Stone Brewing - California - 6.9%

• Weekend Warrior
  Pale Ale - Karbach Brewing - Houston, TX - 5.5%

• Resin
  Double IPA - Sixpoint Brewing - New York - 9.1%

Malty

• 90 Shilling
  Amber Ale - Odell Brewing - Colorado - 5.3%

• 1836
  Copper Ale - Buffalo Bayou Brewing - Houston, TX - 6.0%

• Brunette
  Nut Brown Ale - Nebraska Brewing - Nebraska - 4.7%

• Santo
  Black Kolsch - Saint Arnold Brewing - Houston, TX - 4.7%

• Shiner Bock
  Bock - Spoetzl Brewing - Shiner, TX - 4.4%

Sour

• Flanders Red
  German Style Sour - Destihl Brewing - Illinois - 6.1%

• Here Gose Nothin'
  Leipzig Style Gose - Destihl Brewing - Illinois - 5.0%

• Jammer
  Gose - Sixpoint Brewing - New York - 4.0%

• Wittekerke Wild
  Witbier - Brouwerij De Brabandere - Belgium - 5.0%

• Counter-Clockweisse
  Berliner Weisse - Destihl Brewing - Illinois - 3.0%

Sweet

• Downhome Punch
  Jack Daniels - 5.0%

• Screwdriver
  Smirnoff - 5.8%

• Lynchburg Lemonade
  Jack Daniels - 4.8%

• Dry Cider
  Austin Eastciders - 5.0%

• Pineapple Cider
  Austin Eastciders - 5.0%

• Honey Cider
  Austin Eastciders - 5.0%

• Margarita
  Cayman Jack - 5.9%

Wine

• Cabernet Sauvignon
  Black Box - 500 mL

• Champagne
  Sofia Blanc de Blancs - Coppola - 187 mL

• Chardonnay
  Flip Flop - 250 mL

• Merlot
  Black Box - 500 mL

• Fizzy Crisp White
  Flip Flop - 250 mL

• Pinot Grigio
  Flip Flop - 250 mL

Sex In a Canoe

• The Montucky Cold Snack

• Budweiser

• Coors Light

• Bud Light

• Tecate

• Lonestar

• Dos Equis

• Miller Light

• Pabst Blue Ribbon

Stuff

• Ear Plugs

• Koozies

• Shirts