Starters

• Grub on these appetizers before you actual grub on. Share them with your Pizzafaces or gobble them all on your own
• Garlicky Bread Sticks$3.00
  The best part of our pizza is the garlicky bread stick crust

• Cheese Bread Sticks$4.00
  Gooey melted cheese on our already delicious Garlicky Bread Sticks

• Pepperoni Chips$4.00
  A big bunch of baked Pepperonis from our oven

Rabbit Food

• Our salads are made to order with fresh and crisp ingredients. And taste particularly good from up on that high horse you're sitting on. Add Cheese to any Salad $0.50 / $1.50 Family; Add Meat to Any Salad $2.50 / $6 Family. Chicken - Bacon - Pepperoni - Ham - Anchovies. Dressing: Housemade Ranch - Balsamic - Caesar
• Basic-ass Salad$5.00Family Size: $15.00
  Romaine Lettuce, Red Onion, Roma Tomatoes, and Croutons

• Kick-Ass Caesar$6.00Family Size: $18.00
  Romaine Lettuce, Croutons, Parmesan Cheese, and Caesar Dressing

Sweet Cheezus

• Every great meal needs somethings sweet and decadent to cap things off!
• Cannoli Chips$4.00
  Experience the glory that is cannoli as never before! Enjoy a plate of fresh cannoli chips with a portion sweet Italians cream filling to dip in!

Signature Items

• These culinary masterpieces are our contributions to the world of late night cuisine. Nobody does them like we do because nobody else does them!
• The Pizza Dawg$6.00
  A hot dog, stuffed with pepperoni and cheese, served in a slice of pizza as the bun! A healthy alternative to a cup of melted butter!

• Cheezus Crust$9.00
  American cheese melted atop two slices of pizza and pressed together into a sandwich! Pizza be with you! (and also with you)

• Baby Cheezus$5.00
  Half the size of the Cheezus Crust and every bit as blasphamalicious!

The Classics

• The flavors you savor! Available as slices or whole pies. All Slices $4 each; Whole Pies $22 each
• Cheese w/ Fresh Basil
  Our classic cheese pizza, Subtly flavored with, you guessed it, fresh Basil leaves

• Mushroom w/ Roasted Garlic
  Generous heapings of Mushrooms with a sprinkling of Roasted Garlic

• Plain-Ass Pepperoni
  A generous layer of Pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan Cheese

• Spicy-ass Pepperoni w/ Sriracha
  Pepperoni and Banana Peppers, laced with Sriracha sauce and Red Pepper flakes

• Italian Sausage
  Zesty chunks of Sausage with sprinkles of classic Italian Seasonings

• Pizza of the Week
  One of over 40 fun and crazy recipes is available every week!

Build Your Own

• Choose from our options below and build your whole pie however you like. Get creative. Get weird. $22 to start, includes your first topping

Sauce

• Classic Red

• Spicy Red

• Classic White

Cheese

• Extra Cheese$2.50

• Sub Daiya Vegan$4.00

Meat

• Pepperoni$2.50

• Sausage$2.50

• Anchovies$2.50

• Bacon$2.50

• Ham$2.50

• Chicken$2.50

Veggies

• Basil$1.50

• Mushrooms$1.50

• Banana Peppers$1.50

• Jalapenos$1.50

• Onions$1.50

• Green Peppers$1.50

• Pineapple$1.50

• Tomato$1.50

Specialties

• Some of our best and tastiest specialty pizzas are available for your binge-eating pleasure, made to order. Whole pies only
• The Kowalski$24.00
  Pepperoni & sausage. Meat on Meat!

• One Charming Motherf#$%ing Pig$24.00
  Extra Pepperoni & Extra Bacon. 10 times more charming than Arnold from Green Acres

• Kumana Wana Laya$24.00
  Ham, Pineapple, and Cinnamon. Like they do in Hawaii

• Animal House$25.00
  Double Secret Chicken, Bacon, and Ranch

• The Garbage$26.00
  All dat Pepperoni, Sausage, Banana Peppers, Mushrooms, and Onions

• King George$26.00
  Pepperoni, Sausage, Ham, Bacon, and Onion. Nobody ever accused George of eating healthily

• Silence of the Buffalo Chickens$24.00
  it puts the f$@%ing Ranch Sauce and Buffalo Chicken on the pizza!!!

• Mikey's Favorite$24.00
  Mikey likes Pepperoni, Mushrooms, and Banana Peppers on his pizza. He Know what's up

• P.M.S.$26.00
  Extra Strength Pepperoni, Mushrooms, and Sausage., it'll put you right

• Funky Margherita$24.00
  White Margherita pizza with Tomatoes and Basil. So fresh, you'll slap your mamma

• The Weggie$26.00
  Grabs you by the Onions, Green Peppers, Mushrooms, and Tomatoes, and pulls

• The Red Vegan$26.00
  Mushrooms, Banana Peppers, Basil, and Daiya Vegan Cheese. Animal Free, yo

The High Horse Personal Pizza

• The High Horse Personal PizzaDefile with Meat: $1.25Extra Veggies: $1.00
  This delicious 8" Pizza is Gluten-Free, Vegan, or Both! Your first two toppings are include! Can be made with real cheese upon request