- Bread options: challah - whole wheat - gluten free (+$2) - bunless. Burgers are cooked to medium - let us know if you want yours differently
- Bruce Lee (Premium)Slider (3 oz): $6.00Regular (6 oz): $10.00Double (12 oz): $14.00grass-fed texas akaushi beef stuffed with blue cheese - caramelized onions - arugula
- Captain Planet (Basic)Slider (3 oz): $5.00Regular (6 oz): $9.00Double (12 oz): $12.00house made vegan patty with black bean, quinoa, corn, mushroom and flaxseed - provolone - avocado - spinach - fresh tomatoes
vegetarian
- The Longboard (Basic)Slider (3 oz): $5.00Regular (6 oz): $9.00Double (12 oz): $12.00ginger honey glazed salmon - organic spinach - roma tomatoes - home made citrus aioli - home made guac
- Sloppy Pilgrim (Basic)Slider (3 oz): $5.00Regular (6 oz): $9.00Double (12 oz): $12.00all natural lean ground turkey - SWISS cheese - sauteed mushrooms - caramelized onions - arugula - fresh tomatoes
- The Pancho (Premium)Slider (3 oz): $6.00Regular (6 oz): $10.00Double (12 oz): $14.00grass-fed texas akaushi beef local jalapeno bacon - pepperjack cheese - roasted jalapeno - home made guac - fresh tomatoes - green leaf lettuce - pickles made right here
- Turkey (Basic)Slider (3 oz): $5.00Regular (6 oz): $9.00Double (12 oz): $12.00all natural lean ground turkey - goat cheese - organic spinach - fresh tomatoes - hickory smoked bacon - caramelized onions - honey dijon
- Hot Chick (Basic)Slider (3 oz): $5.00Regular (6 oz): $9.00Double (12 oz): $12.00Beer Battered all natural chicken breast - spicy sauce - citrus aioli - green leaf lettuce - fresh tomatoes - red onion
- Big Shroom (Basic)Slider (3 oz): $5.00Regular (6 oz): $9.00Double (12 oz): $12.00grilled portobello mushroom - melted provolone - green leaf lettuce - crispy beet chips - roasted bell peppers - fresh tomatoes - caramelized onions
vegetarian
- True Grit (Premium)Slider (3 oz): $6.00Regular (6 oz): $10.00Double (12 oz): $14.00lean buffalo patty - hickory smoked bacon - green leaf lettuce - fresh tomatoes - red onion - cheddar cheese - mexican coca cola BBQ sauce
- Royale with Cheese (Basic)Slider (3 oz): $5.00Regular (6 oz): $9.00Double (12 oz): $12.00grass-fed texas akaushi beef - sharp cheddar - green leaf lettuce - fresh tomatoes - pickles made in our kitchen
- Ukulele (Premium)Slider (3 oz): $6.00Regular (6 oz): $10.00Double (12 oz): $14.00grass-fed texas akaushi beef - natural texas pecan smoked ham - swiss cheese - grilled pineapple - green leaf lettuce - fresh tomatoes - fried egg
- Purple Rain (Premium)Slider (3 oz): $6.00Regular (6 oz): $10.00Double (12 oz): $14.00grass fed texas akaushi beef - all natural jalapeno bacon - queso blanco - sauteed mushrooms - purple cabbage
- Japaneiro's (Basic)Slider (3 oz): $5.00Regular (6 oz): $9.00Double (12 oz): $12.00grass-fed texas akaushi beef chimichurri - fresh plantain tajadas - green leaf lettuce - fresh tomatoes - cilantro caramelized onions
- Al Capone (Basic)Slider (3 oz): $5.00Regular (6 oz): $9.00Double (12 oz): $12.00Grilled all natural chicken breast - homemade walnut pesto - organic spinach - sun dried tomato - provolone
- Local (Basic)Slider (3 oz): $5.00Regular (6 oz): $9.00Double (12 oz): $12.00all natural grilled chicken breast - organic spinach - fresh tomatoes - fresh beets - alfalfa sprouts - onions -home made guaca
- The King (Premium)Slider (3 oz): $6.00Regular (6 oz): $10.00Double (12 oz): $14.00akaushi beef patty - creamy peanut butter - hickory smoked bacon - sweet plantains - grape preserve
- Paynter's Hellion (Premium)Slider (3 oz): $6.00Regular (6 oz): $10.00Double (12 oz): $14.00grass-fed texas akaushi beef - andouille sausage, sauteed mushrooms, smoked gouda and arugula
- Astrodome (Premium)Slider (3 oz): $6.00Regular (6 oz): $10.00Double (12 oz): $14.00grass-fed texas akaushi beef - fritos - homemade akaushi chilli - cheddar - green leaf lettuce - tomato
- Double Burner (Basic)Slider (3 oz): $5.00Regular (6 oz): $9.00Double (12 oz): $12.00grass-fed texas akaushi beef - home made habanero sauce - grilled red onion - jalapeno smoked bacon - green leaf lettuce - tomato
- JJ-Watt-A-Burger (Premium)Slider (3 oz): $9.00Regular (6 oz): $13.00Double (12 oz): $17.00grass-fed texas akaushi beef - swiss - cheddar - applewood smoked ham - hickory smoked bacon - green leaf lettuce - tomato - fried egg - fries - guru sauce
- Bruno Marshroom (Premium)Slider (3 oz): $6.00Regular (6 oz): $10.00Double (12 oz): $14.00grass-fed texas akaushi beef - panko crusted portobello mushroom - grilled pineapple -teriyaki cream
- Fig Newton (Premium)Slider (3 oz): $6.00Regular (6 oz): $10.00Double (12 oz): $14.00grass-fed texas akaushi beef - home made fig spread - goat cheese - hickory smoked bacon - arugula
- Pineapple Express (Premium)Slider (3 oz): $8.00Regular (6 oz): $12.00Double (12 oz): $16.00grass-fed texas akaushi beef - pepperjack - cheddar - grilled pineapple - pineapple pico - purple cabbage - arugula - jalapeno smoked bacon - fried egg
- Hart Stopper (Premium)Slider (3 oz): $6.00Regular (6 oz): $10.00Double (12 oz): $14.00cheddar stuffed grass-fed texas akaushi beef - chipotle butter - hickory smoked bacon - green leaf lettuce - tomato - red onion
- seasonings: sea salt+pepper, parmesan, sweet+salty, truffle oil, pepper supreme
- Guru FriesRegular: $4.00Sharing: $7.00a mix of yukon and idaho potatoes cut and made right here
vegetarian
- Sweet Potato FriesRegular: $4.00Sharing: $7.00sweet potatoes fresh cut and crispy
vegetarian
- Beet ChipsRegular: $5.00Sharing: $9.00fresh beets sliced and made right here
vegetarian
- Yucca FriesRegular: $4.00Sharing: $7.00yucca wedges (these we buy pre-cut, but they are great and a fantastic source of fiber)
vegetarian
- our generously apportioned M&C's are $9
- Jack In the Macchicken-jalapeno smoked bacon, jalapenos, cilantro, pepper jack
- The Darjeelingspicy curried shrimp with munster jack cheese, roasted peppers & green onions
- Boucherandouille sausage - crawfish - smoked gouda
- Handy Macgrass fed akaushi beef, Hickory smoked bacon, mushrooms, cheddar
- our dogs are $10 (they are pretty big)
- Rodeo DogAkaushi link - housemade BBQ - caramelized onions - hickory smoked bacon
- Early HowlerAkaushi link - hickory smoked bacon - guru fries - fried egg - guru sauce
- El DiabloAkaushi link- fresh habanero sauce - jalapeño smoked bacon - jalapeño puree - sriracha mayo
- The SkeeterAkaushi link - housemade Akaushi - chili - Fritos - cheddar cheese
- Cabbage Patch Sprouts$7.00pan roasted brussels sprouts - hickory smoked bacon bits - garlic - gluten free soy sauce and honey
- Edamame$4.00soy beans - sea salt - optional chilli powder
vegetarian
- Buddah Fries$6.50$13.00fresh cut guru fries topped w/ cilantro - fried egg - house made Korean BBQ sauce - jalapeño purée and sriracha mayo
- Crabbie Patties$9.00crab meat - roasted bell peppers - citrus aioli - sriracha - lemon wedge
- Ziggy Sticks$5.00crispy panko crusted portobello wedges served with our house made BBQ ranch
vegetarian
- Yuca Chili Fries$6.50$13.00yucca wedge fries topped with chili - hickory smoked bacon - citrus aioli - green onion and feta
- Cannonballs$8.00akaushi with minced jalapeno - stuffed with pepper jack wrapped in all natural jalapeno - bacon - garlic aioli and guru sauce
- Guru Sticks$6.00queso blanco - wonton skin - guru's pink dipping sauce
vegetarian
- add meatballs - chicken - shrimp - crab or salmon to any salad $4
- Ginger Sesame SaladBig Salad: $8.00Small Salad: $5.00organic spring mix - ginger - sesame dressing - fresh beet - croutons - alfalfa sprouts
vegetarian
- Maui SaladBig Salad: $8.00Small Salad: $5.00kale - spinach - red onion - tomato- pineapple pico - pineapple balsamic vinaigrette
vegetarian
- Almond Citrus SaladBig Salad: $8.00Small Salad: $5.00fresh kale - cranberries - orange slices - apple slices - almond slivers - citrus vinaigrette
vegetarian
- Summer SaladBig Salad: $8.00Small Salad: $5.00organic spinach - candied walnuts - strawberries - feta cheese - balsamic vinaigrette
vegetarian
- Side Kick Salad$4.00spring mix - cherry tomatoes - crispy wonton - chips - ginger sesame dressing
vegetarian
- Our kids' meals are $6 each. Choice of side: fries or apple slices
- Plain Burger Slider
- Cheeseburger Slider
- Chicken Nuggets
- Grilled Chicken Strips
- Grilled Cheese
- Peanut Butter and Jelly
- Mac and Cheese
- Plain Hot Dog
- Served with our house salad. Crepe styles: traditional - whole wheat - gluten free (+$2)
- Veggie Provolone$7.00roasted red and green bell peppers - caramelized onions - organic spinach - fresh tomatoes - provolone cheese - homemade teriyaki sauce
vegetarian
- Chicken Mushroom$9.00all natural hormone free chicken - wild mushrooms - fresh tomatoes - texas wine mushroom sauce
- California Club$7.00all natural turkey breast - swiss cheese - all natural hickory smoked bacon - bibb lettuce - avocado - alfalfa sprouts
- Hawaiian$8.00all natural applewood ham - swiss cheese - grilled pineapple - pineapple pico - mango coconut sauce
- The Shaggy$10.00seasoned ground salmon - lump crab meat - organic spinach - purple cabbage - green leaf lettuce - sriracha sauce
- Salmon Spinach$9.00fresh salmon - organic spinach - green beans - home made guac - grilled lemon - citrus aioli
- Country Style$7.00all natural texas applewood smoked ham - provolone cheese - caramelized onions - mushrooms; scrambled egg upon request
- Tuscan Chicken$9.00all natural hormone free chicken - organic spinach - sundried tomatoes - fresh walnut parmesan pesto
- Third Coast$9.00grilled shrimp - garlic - swiss - provolone - mushrooms - red onion - chipotle aioli - avocado slices
- Aka Burger$8.00ground akaushi beef - organic spinach- fresh tomatoes -melted swiss cheese - topped with avocado ranch
- All sweet crepes are $7
- Ying & Yangcrushed oreos - nutella - vanilla filling all in tempura with our homemade frozen vanilla custard
- Alphastrawberries - nutella - whipped cream - chocolate sauce
- Oompa Loompamarscapone cream filling - berry reduction sauce - fresh strawberries
- Choco-Cheesecakechocolate crepe with chocolate cheesecake filling - fresh berries - whipped cream - chocolate drizzle
- Honey Badgercreamy peanut butter - fresh banana - honey - almond slivers
- Dulce de Lechedulce de leche - strawberries - candied walnuts - powdered sugar - homemade frozen vanilla custard
- Banana Nutellafresh banana - nutella - strawberries - chocolate sauce - powdered sugar
- Mascarponeseasonal berries - mascarpone cheese - vanilla sauce - powdered sugar
- Huggy BearFresh melted chocolate - crushed graham crackers - homemade marshmallow cream topped with ligthly torched marshmallows