- Li'l Woody$5.00¼ lb. Painted Hills grass-fed beef burger, Tillamook cheddar, chopped onions, diced pickles, ketchup and mayo
- Big Woody$8.00⅓ lb. Painted Hills grass-fed beef burger, Hills bacon, Tillamook cheddar, chopped onions, 8 diced pickles, tomato slices, lettuce, ketchup and mayo
- The Fig and the Pig$8.50⅓ lb. Painted Hills grass-fed beef burger, a scoop of our own pickled figs, Hills bacon, and crumbled blue cheese
- Smoked Out$8.50⅓ lb. Painted Hills grass-fed beef burger, Tillamook smoked cheddar, our own chipotle mayo, sliced raw onions, and tomato slices
- The Trotter$8.50⅓ lb. Painted Hills grass-fed beef burger, caramelized onions, chopped up Hills bacon, apple, and our own horseradish sauce
- The New Mexican$8.50⅓ lb. Painted Hills grass-fed beef burger, slow-roasted Hatch green chiles and our house-made queso sauce
- Pendleton$8.50⅓ lb. Painted Hills grass-fed beef burger, onion rings, Tillamook cheddar, and BBQ sauce
- Good Mornin' Woody$5.00Two fried eggs, Hills bacon, Tillamook cheddar, tomato slices, and our own rooster mayo
- Veggie Veggie$7.50House-made black bean veggie burger, diced pickles, chopped onions, tomato slices, lettuce, and ketchup
- Cap Hill Fried Chicken Sandwich$8.50Buttermilk fried natural chicken breast, tomato slices, and lettuce
- Hand-Cut French Fries$3.00
- Onion Rings$6.00
- House-Made Queso and Fries$6.00
- Crack$6.00Hand cut Fries with a bit of milkshake (made with Full Tilt ice cream) to dip in
- Beer$3.00$5.00
- Full Tilt Milkshake$6.00Made with Full Tilt ice cream
- Root Beer Float$6.50Any root beer we carry with a scoop of Full Tilt's Vanilla ice cream
- Soda Pop / Juice / Water$2.00