Snacks & Appetizers

• Chips and Salsa$3.00

• Chips, Cheese and Salsa$4.50

• Nachos Splatchos (vegan available)$7.75
  Chips with beans, scallion, onion, zucchini, jalapeno, cheese

• Chips and Beanie Dip$5.75
  Child-safe blend of hummus, cheese & salsa with Chips

• Garlic Bread (vegan available)$3.00

• Garlic Cheese Bread (vegan available)$4.00

• French Bread (with butter or olive oil)$1.50With Side of Pesto (a Killer snack): $3.50

• SoupCup: $2.75Bowl: $4.00
  w/3" baguette

Persian Flotsam

• Hummus Tahini Things$7.50
  Hummus, onion, cucumber, lettuce, tomato, pita bread

• Falafel Sam'ich$7.00Add Avocado: $1.00
  Falafel, hummus, cucumber, sliced tomatoes & Spinach on garden herb or pita bread-pick a dressing for the side

• Falafel Plate$8.25
  Larger than the 'Thing above and includes falafel

The Sandwiches

• Ratatouille Baguectte$8.00
  Right, ratatouille on French Bread with cheese and a touch of pesto, baked to perfection

• Hot Bag Sandwich$6.00
  Mustard, tomato, red onion, cheese-add what you like

• Faux-Nard$8.00
  Meat-free meatballs with sauteed onions and bell peppers with red sauce, two cheese, and baked

• Vegan Bubba$7.50Add grilled Slab: $1.75
  Grilled & marinated eggplant & Zucchini with hummus, carrot, lettuce & red onion on choice of garden herb or whole wheat bread Slab is your express ticket to global good conscience and has most everything you need

• Peanut Butter & Jelly$4.00
  Made with good quality nut butter on wheat or baguette with apple butter, marmalade, or raspberry jam

• Slabwich$7.00
  Tofu, lettuce, cheese, onion, and adventure sauce on a toasty croissant or other bread as you wish

Salads

• Substitute Spinach leaves instead of garden greens on any salad
• Basic (smallish)$5.00
  Lettuce, tomato, mushroom, scallion, carrot

• Type A (jumboish)$6.50
  A large salad with no oniony stuff- lettuce, jicama, tomato, cucumber, carrot, bell pepper

• Deluxe-7 (jumboish)$7.50
  Type A plus red onion, scallion, cilantro, mushroom

• Greek Salad$8.50Add grilled slab or falafel: $1.75
  Organic mixed greens, tomatoes, cucumber, red onion, jicama, feta cheese, and kalamata olives!!!

American Food With Italian Names

• Spinach, zucchini, mushrooms, onions, garlic and red wine
• Lasagna (vegetarian type)$9.00
  A very nice things, maybe not exactly like regular lasagna but who knows. With many vegetables, tofu, and red sauce, etc.

• Pasta-Red Sauce (vegan)$7.50
  We take much care with the "red" product so that it does not taste like tart canned tomatoes needing cooking & caramel

• Pasta-Pesto (vegan)$7.50
  Our entry into the Pesto game, much more expensive (for us) than other people's pesto...see "Definitions"

• Pasta-ORG (Olive oil, Romano, Garlic)$7.00
  Absolutely lovely dish-garlic saves lives

• Pasta-TBG (vegan available)$7.50Add Slab: $1.75Add saut'e stuff to a pasta dish: $1.50Add two "faux nards" or Ratatouille: $2.25
  A local's favorite of fresh tomatoes, basil, and garlic in the butter form

• Ratatouille with Rice$7.50
  Just what the name implies Square meal, round bowl

• Slab Parmigians$9.50
  Our fine slab, the real things, cradled in sauteed spinach, mush-rooms, zucchini & onions with red sauce and cheese

• DC's Pneumatic Calzone$9.00
  Wheat tottilla with veggie meatballs, zucchini, mushrooms, onion, with red sauce and cheese inside and out.

American Food With Dumb Names

• Shredder-Bazucca$7.50
  Very American combination of shredded potatoes and zucchini, mushroom, onion, spinach, rojo, scallion, cheese

• Rice or Potato Bayard$7.50
  It is pronounced BUY+ERD like shepERD, (after Bayard Webb) if you care, and contains zucchini, tomato, scallions, mushroom, bell pepper, red onion, rojo sauce, and cheese

• Combo Bayard$7.75
  Same as above but mixing rice, potato, beans

• Bayard BVA ('tis vegan)$8.50
  Rice, falafel, slab, tomato, bell pepper, mushroom, zucchini, red onion, nutritional yeast, vegan pesto (carrots optional)

American Food With Mexican Names

• Burrito #1$7.50
  Wheat tortilla with black beans, rice, slab, spinach, jalapenos, cheese & cold tomatoes

• Burrito #1.5$7.50
  Wheat tortilla with rice, spinach, hummus, scallions, mushrooms, zucchini, cream cheese & turunmaa

• All Star Burrito$8.00
  Wheat tortilla with rice, spinach, beans, scallions, red onion, tomato, salsa, cream cheese, & turunmaa (cucumbers cold)

• Thebian Wrap$8.25Add falafel or wonderful Slab: $1.75
  Wheat tortilla, hummus, spinach, zucchini, red onion, garlic, feta cheese, kalamata olives, Mrs. Dash & cold tomatoes

• Grilled Slab Tacos$7.50Add Avocado: $1.00Add Serrano and/or jalapeno peppers: $0.50
  2 corn tortillas and grilled slab, cheese, onions Salsa, with cold tomato & lettuce

• Chile Relleno Casserole (CRC)$7.75
  Mild green chilies, potatoes, rojo, cheese, and lots of cream and eggs and other things baked in a big pan You get about 120cm cubed, with tortillas

• Super Deluxe Dave$8.25
  CRC above plus tortillas vertically fore and aft, salsa and cheese, thus becoming a larger, gentler, more meal-like meal

Desserts & Treats

• Pie$4.00Add ice cream: $1.50Add freshly whipped cream: $0.75
  just bug your waiter about selection

• Cookies$2.00
  Chocolate chip, molasses, peanut butter, oatmeal raisin, etc

• Cookies bomb$6.00
  Pick any cookie & we'll add ice cream, freshly whipped cream with chocolate and essence of espresso

• Soy Dream$1.75
  dairy-free, ice creamy

Definations

• Monterey Jack Cheese
  Made with cow's milk It is white, mild, melts perfectly and made with vegetable rennet

• Cream Cheese
  A good one, with no gelatin

• Romano
  Imported Pecorini Romano from Italy, a strong, hard, aged cheese that we break equipment trying to grate

• Whole wheat bread
  Locally baked, red-not-puffed-with-CO2 bread Also consider a similar, lighter-hued garden herb product we are offering

• French bread
  From Josef's Vienna Josef is gone now, but they keep making the best French bread in town and we can remember him by eating it.

• Hummus
  From scratch and difficult; garbanzo beans cooked for about 12 hours and beaten willy-nilly with tahini paste, lemon juice, garlic, cumin, coriander, salt, pepper, and olive oil

• Rice
  Organic brown long-grain American type

• Slab
  Grilled tofu Firm organic nigari tofu, if that didn't scare you

• Ratatouille
  Half of the garden cubed into dice with olive oil, eggplant, and a lovely roasty light tomato sauce The real thing

• Patatoes
  Par-boiled whole red-type

Dressing & Sauces

• Cucumber Dill
  Just what the name says, plus yogurt, spices, & stuff

• Lummox Vinaigrette
  Olive oil, balsamic vinegar, red wine vinegar, garlic, carrot, tomato, basil, Serrano pepper

• Tahini
  Rich, sweet with squashed sesame seeds, honey, lemon juice

• Tsatziki
  Cucumbers, big garlic, yogurt, mint

• Honey Mustard
  Both organic, looks like industrial adhesive

• Rojo
  Mild, full-flavored original invention with chile pods, garlic, spices powdered sugar-very good