Appetizers

• El Nacho Beef Or Chicken$7.75
  home fried corn tortilla chips, cheese, salsa, tomato, jalapenos, black olives and sour cream.

• Guacamole Rock-n-guacn$6.25
  gabriel's mother's recipe! with fried corn tortilla chips.

• Funky Dough$5.75
  a baked 10" spread of flavor & fun. different shapes & sizes covered with italian seasoning and cheese. served with a dipping sauce delicious!

• Hummus Schmummus$6.25
  homemade and topped with black olives, chopped onions, and sriracha. served with sliced pita bread and carrots for your dipping pleasure. yummy in the tummy.

• Clucker Basket$7.25
  always a favorite! 3 large breast portions, breaded and crispy fried. served with a half-ass side of fries. choice of dipping sauce.

• Real Crabby Rangoon$7.25
  5 crispy fried won-tons filled with 100% crab meat and seasoned cream cheese filling. oriental dipping sauce.

• Crispy Fried MushroomsHalf Ass: $4.75Big Ass: $7.75
  not the trippy kind! a generous portion of delicious batter-fried mushrooms. for those who appreciate the fungus among us.

• Big Ass Fries$3.75Add Chili For: $1.50Add "w.i.t." For: $1.00

• Big Ass Tots$4.25Add Chili For: $1.50Add "w.i.t." For: $1.00

• Junk Yard Dog$5.50Chili: $1.50Cheese: $0.75Kraut: $1.00
  1/4 pound all-beef hotdog with fries, add all the junk.

• Death WingsHalf Order (six Pcs): $6.00Full Order (12 Pcs): $9.00Big Ass Order (24 Pcs): $16.00
  these wings are served with your choice of sauce - wimpy, molten, or the absolutely insane "death sauce." this sauce is so f-ing hot!!! it will blow your mind and burn off a few taste buds. served with celery, carrots, and choice of dipping sauce.

Soup

• Soup Of The DayCup: $3.25Bowl: $6.50
  ask your server for details.

Salads

• Chance's House$4.50
  your standard house salad.

• Mama's Lite Garden$6.75
  lettuce, tomato, artichoke hearts, carrots, sliced red onions, cucumber, mushrooms, diced green peppers, celery, and sliced green olives.

• Greek$8.50
  a house favorite. crisp romaine lettuce, olives, red onion, banana peppers, tomatoes, cucumbers, feta cheese with feta oregano vinaigrette.

• Hail Caesar$7.75
  grilled wedge of romaine, topped with red onions, fresh parmesan, and caesar dressing.

• Pear Salad$7.75
  fresh spring mix tossed in champagne vinegarette, topped with dried cranberries, candied pecans, grogonzola cheese, fresh sliced pears. drizzled with balsalmic glaze.

• Fried Goat Cheese Salad$8.50
  crispy medallions of fried goat cheese on a bed of spring mix with red onions, toasted walnuts and sun-dried tomatoes with balsamic vinaigrette.

• Spinach$8.50
  fresh spinach, sliced strawberries, goat cheese, red onions, candied pecans tossed in a raspberry vinaigrette.

• Cobb Salad$8.25
  crispy romaine, bleu cheese, tomatoes, bacon, egg, & avocado with your choice of dressing.

• Ahi Tuna$11.25
  thick slices of ahi tuna on a bed of field greens with bean sprouts, shredded carrots, green onions, roasted red peppers, fresh cilantro and roasted peanuts with a tangy ginger-peanut vinaigrette.

• Chicken Fajita Salad$9.25
  romaine, monterey cheddar, black beans, roasted corn, pico de gallo, marinated chicken or steak topped with tortilla strips served with chipotle ranch dressing.

Burgers

• half-pound patty. add cheese, bacon, or any pizza topping to your burger for the same price as a one-fer topping.
• Large Marge$6.75
  plain with all the fixings on the side.

• Big Ass Burger$9.50
  dualing patties to start! add what you think you can handle.

• Woodyard Hillbilly$8.75
  cheddar, bacon, grilled onions, and bbq sauce.

• Swiss-shroom$7.75
  swiss cheese, sauteed mushrooms, and onion.

• El Diablo$8.25
  drenched in molten sauce, jalapenos, pepperjack cheese.

• Baja$8.25
  a west coast fave! swiss cheese, bacon, and fresh avocado.

Sandwiches & Wraps

• served with chips. substitute any bread for honey-wheat wrap.
• Reuben$8.75
  thin slices of corned beef piled high on marble rye with baby swiss, jalapeno sauerkraut, and thousand island dressing.

• Tuna Melt$8.75
  tuna salad with cheddar cheese, lettuce & tomato, your choice of bread.

• Curried Chicken Salad$8.50
  made with grapes, celery, red onions & walnuts, on ciabatta bread.

• Pastrami$8.50
  pepper crusted pastrami topped with swiss cheese, red onions, banana peppers, and spicy brown mustard on sliced italian bread.

• West Club$8.75
  smoked turkey with crispy bacon, cheddar cheese, leaf lettuce, and fresh tomato with garlic mayo on toasted ciabatta bread.

• Roast Beef$8.50
  thinly sliced roast beef topped with smoked gouda and carmelized onions with smoky horseradish sauce on a garlic toasted italian bread.

• California Blt$8.75
  sweet bacon piled high on wheat berry bread topped with lettuce, tomatoes, avocado, and chipotle aioli.

• Roasted Chicken Sandwich$9.25
  roasted chicken with spinach, balsalmic vinegar, pesto, tomato and fresh mozzarella on a hoagie roll.

• The Guido$8.50
  italian sandwich with ham, salami, pepperoni, provolone, lettuce, tomato, oregano vinaigrette on an amoroso roll.

• The Veggie$8.50
  grilled portabella mushroom topped with roasted red pepper, grilled zucchini and squash topped with havarti and garlic herb aioli on toasted ciabatta bread.

Original Philly

• voted best cheesesteak west of the mississippi.
• South Philly Cheese SteakHalf: $5.50Whole: $8.99
  our most popular sandwich starts with a fresh-baked amoroso roll from philly. choice of beef or turkey. add grilled onions, green peppers, banana peppers, mushrooms, "cheese wiz, " (w.i.t.) an authentic philidelphia tradition, or provolone. add extra cheese for just $0.50 more. $1 split charge.

• Veggie PhillyHalf: $5.50Whole: $8.99
  green peppers, onions, mushrooms, roasted red peppers, artichoke hearts, topped with cream cheese.

• Pizza PhillyHalf: $5.50Whole: $8.99
  the south philly with mozzarella cheese and red sauce.

Grinders

• Meatball Or Sausage Grinder$7.75
  baked with red sauce and mozzarella served on an amoroso roll.

• Chicken Parmesan$6.75
  breast filets, topped with a generous portion of provolone cheese and our ho'made red sauce on an amoroso roll.

Crazy Calzones

• a calzone is a pizza pocket filled with mozzarella and ricotta cheese, and your choice of toppings.
• Two-topping Calzone$8.75Additional Toppings (each): $0.75
  we recommend that you try a few extra toppings from the pizza list to make your crazy calzone even crazier.

New York Style Hand-tossed

• New York Style Hand-tossed10": $8.7518": $13.75

• Standard Issue Toppings12": $0.7518": $1.50
  pepperoni, ham, pineapple, tomato, canadian bacon, bacon, green olives, black olives, ground beef, mushrooms, garlic, green peppers, sausage, onions, spinach, jalapenos.

• Fancy Pants Toppings10": $1.5018": $2.50
  smoked salmon, fresh mozzarella, crab meat, meatballs, tandori chicken, goat cheese, capers, anchovies, gorgonzola, shrimp, heart of palm, almonds.

• Famous Chili Bomb PieAdd: $3.99
  as seen on tv! tots, chili-cheese, and scallions located in the center of your pie! bring your own defibrillator.

• Pizza - Buy Da SliceOne Slice: $3.25Two Slices: $6.00"standard Issue" Toppings: $0.50"fancy Pants" Toppings: $0.75
  new york style pizza by the slice.

Specialty Gourmet

• Goldberg Phats10": $12.5018": $19.25
  this gourmet favorite starts with a delicious pesto sauce topped with smoked salmon, capers, and cream cheese.

• Crossroads10": $12.5018": $19.25
  coated in red sauce, black olives, divide this pie into quadrants: cheese, pineapple, pepperoni, and spinach.

• Le Hog10": $12.5018": $19.25
  a serious flesh feast! creamy white sauce, 100% real crispy bacon bits, canadian bacon, ham, and meatballs.

• Margherita10": $12.5018": $19.25
  no, not the tequila drink --named for the coastal village in northern italy. this pie is rich and lite, topped with extra virgin olive oil, fresh tomatoes, fresh basil, and mozzarella cheese. dusted with cracked red pepper.

• Bengal Tiger10": $12.5018": $19.25
  this one was featured on the food network. inspired by the flavors of northwest india. this pie starts with a rich green sauce topped with tandori chicken, real crab meat, and the unique flavor of hearts of palm and cilantro.

• Fun Gi (fun Guy)10": $12.5018": $19.25
  lots of shitake and button mushrooms with creamy white sauce and extra parmesan cheese.

• The Levitt (hippie)10": $12.5018": $19.25
  no patchouli! red sauce, green peppers, black olives, spinach, tomatoes, artichoke hearts, and almonds.

• Bbq Chicken10": $12.5018": $19.25
  delicious bbq baked chicken, onions, and bbq sauce.

• Philly Cheese Steak10": $12.5018": $19.25
  red sauce, philly meat, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, provolone, mozzarella, (w.i.t.).

Sides

• grinders sides.
• Krinkle Cut Fries$2.50
  half ass fries.

• Trailer Park Tator Tots$2.50
  half ass fries.

• Cole Slaw$1.50

• Potato Chips$1.50

• Olives$2.50

• Smoked Gouda Potato Casserole$2.50

• Pasta Salad$2.50

• Potato Salad$2.50

• Tomato Cucumber Salad$2.50

• Fresh Fruit$2.50